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Andrew Flint

Andrew Flint takes a sideways look at the month's tax news

How many of you I wonder have seen e-mails along the following lines:

'We are delighted to announce the appointment of Martin Ambitious-Pratt as our new Customer Experience Champion. Martin joins us from Slashed & Burnt and is tasked with driving excellence by implementing best-of-breed solutions across a range of business processes. His passion for delivering improvements going forward matches perfectly our company values of passion for providing customer delirium.'

After reading this you are still none the wiser as to precisely what Martin will be doing other than taking his MBA somewhere else before any chickens start to finish their drinks yawn and announce that its time they were...

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Andrew Flint takes a sideways look at the month's tax news

How many of you I wonder have seen e-mails along the following lines:

'We are delighted to announce the appointment of Martin Ambitious-Pratt as our new Customer Experience Champion. Martin joins us from Slashed & Burnt and is tasked with driving excellence by implementing best-of-breed solutions across a range of business processes. His passion for delivering improvements going forward matches perfectly our company values of passion for providing customer delirium.'

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